had the weirdest dream. involved san diego, a giftshop that turns into the biggest two-story locker room with elevators i've ever seen, partial nudity, a lesbian drill seargent, and barry watson, who yelled at the end, "hey guys, i'm milking the most out of this topless scene. i'm taking off my shirt not just once, but TWICE, motherf*ckers!" and then we see him with his shirt and (oddly) an orange towel up around his neck. a tourbus drives by full of ogling teenage girls taking pictures. immediately after, there's a complete double-take of that scene and barry saying that line. and i wake up giggling. teehee.

me, have normal dreams? never.