i almost went to a project meeting and presented with my fly open. ahaha. luckily i noticed it was gaping open when i was sitting in front of this computer...looking at my crotch. no, i do not stare at my crotch often. i just noticed it. that is all. shut up.

oh gross, that reminds me of when my mom told me a dirty joke. do you know how traumatic that is? when she was done, brandon was standing there asking, "what does that mean?" while my mom was cracking up. i felt as if my world has been shaken and flipped upside-down while trying to tell my little ten-year-old brother repeatedly, "no, that wasn't funny. it doesn't matter. go away," and my mom was STILL laughing. >_< this is the same mom who used to cover my eyes if there was kissing on tv.


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"I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation."
~W. Somerset Maugham