Results are in, Bush won, Kerry conceded. I know everyone's had their say in this, but I figured I should record my say for personal future reference. And posterity or some shit.

Basically, I voted for Kerry. He barely lost the electoral vote, but also lost the popular vote, so I can't go complain lots like 2000. I blame the hick nation that lives smack dab in the middle of ours (and in the south). As a certain someone gently put it, we can't blame them for being "less developed." Haha.

It was still such a close race, but in the end, Kerry probably lost because of "faith-based moral values." Which is bullshit to me. We are supposed to have a separation of church and state...um yes, pretty funny. If you want to get personal, let's talk about regular moral values. Kerry may have divorced and remarried, but at least he has healthy, intelligent offspring. Bush's parenting skills? Oh yes, those raised some substance-abusing drunk drivers. But they're hot, so it's okay.

Yet what this all comes down to for me is that Bush is an Idiot. Yes, capital I. Forgive me if I don't care to entrust my nation to an Idiot. "The Twin Towers have been struck by a terrorist attack? Let me sit here longer with the children and look like more of a dumbass. Great plan!" Oh wait, what actually went through his head was probably more along the lines of "Der...."

It just scares me that our country will be led for another four years by the Idiot and a GOP majority House and Senate. I'm scared about the Justices they will be allowed to appoint: indefinite terms and possible ability to overturn Roe vs Wade. I'm scared about Republican Senators like Jim DeMint who express goals of banning homosexuals and single unwed mothers from teaching in public schools.

So here's my song dedication going out to America under the Bush administration: "America, Fuck Yeah" by Trey Parker. Though the Idiot probably wouldn't get it, and think it would be a great song if they only took out the swearing.

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"America, Fuck Yeah" -Trey Parker

america...
america...
america, FUCK YEAH!
coming again to save the motherfucking day, yeah
america, FUCK YEAH!
freedom is the only way, yeah
terrorist, your game is through 'cause now you have to answer to
america, FUCK YEAH!
so lick my butt and suck on my balls
america, FUCK YEAH!
what you going to do when we come for you now?
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

mcdonalds, FUCK YEAH!
wal-mart, FUCK YEAH!
the gap, FUCK YEAH!
baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK YEAH!
rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
the internet, FUCK YEAH!
slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
disney world, FUCK YEAH!
porno, FUCK YEAH!
valium, FUCK YEAH!
reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
fake tits, FUCK YEAH!
sushi, FUCK YEAH!
taco bell, FUCK YEAH!
rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
bed bath and beyond (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

liberty, FUCK YEAH!
white slips, FUCK YEAH!
the alamo, FUCK YEAH!
band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
las vegas, FUCK YEAH!
christmas, FUCK YEAH!
immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
popeye, FUCK YEAH!
demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
sportsmanship
books