there was this girl sitting in front of me for this practice test, and her hair just made me angry. maybe angry isn't the correct term...but at least disturbed. she had short hair and you can tell she was the type of girl who spent a significant time getting ready each day because her face was caked with at least an inch of foundation and a fat swath of eyeliner, and you could tell she was going for this stylish hip look with her hair because it was sculpted higher above her scalp with extreme strength gel, but it wasn't done well. yes, i know that was a horrible run-on sentence, but the hair was just so disturbing--she didn't lift it properly and there was this big flat depression of hair amid the volume. like a slick meadow in between black oily hills. if you're going to need that much time to make yourself look decent, please do it completely. ewww.

sorry. i really wanted to blog about something else but i can't remember anymore. i saw p-ro, cathy, and des for the first time this summer so yay for that =) sexy as always, ladies. soon i'll come out of my hole more, i promise.

i sort of like this new band called hot hot heat. they're fun. and canadian. "no, not now" is another good song of theirs. yay!

look, ma, no introspective angsty shit for one entry! and we discover...i live a really boring life. ta-ta.

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"Oh, Goddamnit" -Hot Hot Heat

regular exposure to insecticide has caused me to break out in hives
i'm losing weight, i cannot wait till saturday
cuz on saturday, my tax deductions make me function like a blue collar
white collar? i don't know, so i gotta holler
"oh! oh goddamnit! i think i've lost it!
oh god! goddamnit, i think i've lost you!"

antioxidants have got me causing accidents
because my wine is spiked with pomegranite
if you've got just one, then slam it
"oh! oh goddamnit! i think i've lost it!
oh god! goddamnit, i think i've lost you!"

shot down
it's just such a shame
i bet you feel no pain
mercy!
expect a rivalry
shot down
it's just such a shame
i'm losing at this game
no fair!
why don't you seem to care?

lack of consequence has got me making decisions
based upon truth or dare decision-making
no faking
i end up taking
karate
she's naughty, i call shotty!
my body will never live up to these expectations
i still make invitations

oh! oh goddamnit
i think i've lost it
oh god! goddamnit
i think i've lost it
oh god! goddamnit

shot down
it's just such a shame
i bet you feel no pain
mercy!
expect a rivalry
shot down
it's just such a shame
i'm losing at this game
no fair!
why don't you seem to care?

oh! oh goddamnit
i think i've lost it
and i think that i've lost you
shot down, shot down
it’s just such a shame
i’d rather you feel no
more pain
shot down, shot down
it’s just such a shame
i think that i am losing
this game...