The Attractiveness Scale on Two Axes

[Thanks to Lemonpie for the chart!]

Looks fairly accurate to me. Haha. Ah, damn that "null set" that doesn't exist - or consists of the unreachable gay men.

Seriously, most insanely beautiful men seem to be homosexual. This must be Nature's way of saying that such unearthly physical perfection must be too beautiful to exist - or at least procreate.

What the hell, let's put up another Voxtrot song.

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"Missing Pieces" -Voxtrot

I would go to pieces if you said that this was just an act
to come and take the sleep out of my night
And I would go to pieces if you said that this was just an act
to come and take the shine out of my life

Oh and I go through it all
Oh it's a thing like habit, I know

I would feel much better if I thought there was any other reason
to keep away the beauty from the dirt
And I would do much better if I thought I filled any other need
And I miss you, oh
And I miss you, oh

And I would be complete if you could put me down in facts and figures
the hardest things are always black and white
And I would be complete if you could touch me once, but it never figures
the easy things are never really right

Oh and I go day by day, oh it's a thing to live for, I know
And I would feel much better if I thought there was any other reason
to keep away the beauty from the dirt
And I would do much better if I thought I filled any other need
And I miss you, oh
And I miss you, oh

Why don't you take a walk outside and see the mess I made
and see the mess I made
And I will be waiting with a knife just like an angry child
just like an angry child
And why don't you go spread the word just like some disease
just like some disease
I know your mother told you that you are God
But you are just a Boy

I would be much better if I thought there was any other reason
to keep away the beauty from the dirt
I would do much better if I thought there was any other need
And I miss you, oh
And I miss you...and I miss you